Buga Tubab: Hehehe this Yaya Jammeh boy is brilliant. He must be going to a Fulani school in Guinea. Tell us a joke Yaya please!!
Alfa Baa: I have the largest following here and what Yaya advised is anathema to everything I stand for…
Buga Sanseh: Me too! I am against such Machiavellian tactics!!
Talibeh: You, Sanseh, always piggyback on Alfabaa and…
Kahbayfor: We need to think about handing over to the youths…. I don’t want to be part of this Yaya thing
Londiti: Well, according to subsection 788 of the Constitution…
Alfa Baa: Londiti, we all know the Constitution.
Londiti: There’s no need to raise your voice. We must abide by established principles and the Constitution says…
Buga Tubab: (Slams the table)… ENOUGH YOU TWO!! I have the largest representation in Parliament but I don’t brag about it. Constitution this Constitution that! I have a bigger following here and there. Enough is enough. Now Yaya tell us a joke!
Buga Sanseh: Talibeh why are you looking at me like that? What are you huffing and puffing for? You want to take this outside or do you want me to tell the army to arrest you for insulting me with your looks?
Yaya: Guys I will have to call back later. But think about what I proposed. Believe me, just treat the sycophants well, lock up a few and disappear a few of your haters and voila your problem is solved !!! Judas is calling me. I will call back again tomorrow if you still need my advise. Billai Wallie Tallie
Dr Brussels: Do you guys know of any trips abroad? And what is the per-diem rate in Cambodia? I was told the more you travel, the more money you make. And Can we all just get along and talk about nice things like trips abroad and places you have been to? I will talk to Mere Nehhal and together we will come up with a feminist proposal. You men are destroying our country… Wait till I become the highest ranking female in the republic! Woman power shall be different!
Alfa Baa: All I know is I have the largest party and no 3 percenter can dictate to me on the way forward… I know the constitution as anyone here and my party is the biggest and….
Londiti: You don’t have the numbers to back that claim and I have a Solomon-like plan that I won’t compromise on…
Buga Sanseh… Guys I need to go… Talibeh, let me have a word with you outside… This meeting is adjourned!!
Alfa Baa: Wait a minute, I have the largest party here and I get to say when the meeting is over and so….
Londiti: Well, the Constitution says that we must…
Kahbayfor: Goodbye guys, I’m flying to Washington DC for a fundraising dinner!!!
Buga Tubab: Meeting is Adjourned… Let me call Yaya to tell me a joke!!
Me, Alagie The Newly Minted President: Still taking notes from Yaya Jammeh…. My next move is to call my inner circle to get this party started….It’s been four months and I need to reshuffle my cabinet already… My adviser gave me a list of names… First to be fired is…
